Phillip Modafferi: Darn it riddle wait till ultimately I squeeze the come out of you pancakes like bubbles of pee which will make you cry once you comb your hair you stupid icicle and that i'll shove it up the polar bears white you comprehend what. No no longer something up there that's for specific.
Bo Perham: what did the bra say to the hat you go on ahead , and i'll give these two a lift==============================================why do men find it hard to make eye contact breasts don't have eye's ==============================================what happened to the large breasted streaker at a concertshe was thrown out by the bouncers==========================================...Show more
Sonya Volcko: There was a dead man and an unopened package next to him. There's nobody around him. What was the package?
Antonia Mogg: why does a child think musical instruments have teeth?because his mom bought him a tuba toothpast. (get it tube of...tube)
Cole! en Carignan: okay so theres this dad and son.the son is driving with the dad and they get into a car accident. the dad automatically dies while the son is in critical condition. the son goes to the hospital and is admitted for an operation. as they get ready the dr says thats my son.whos the doctor?
Jacques Vaquera: Umm be sure to leave the answer to the riddle..cause i suck at riddles lol
Lewis Ranft: Why do moose have fur coats?They don't like wearing cotton.Mike: "I heard you got kicked out of the zoo last week." Ike: "Yeah, for feeding the squirrels."Mike: "Wow, I know they don't like for people to feed the animals, but that seems like strong punishment." Ike: "Actually, I was feeding the squirrels to the cougars.""Did you know Booby's in the hospital?" Tracie asked. "No, what happened?" Laurie replied. "He went to the zoo, and the zookeeper told him the alligator would eat off his hand. So he gave it a try."Malcolm: "Dad, when you cut down a tree, isn't it ! true that a new tree sometimes grows out of the stump?" Dad: "! Yes, that's been known to happen." Malcolm: "Then if you cut off my pony's tail, will a new pony grow out of the tail?"What's black and white and furry and moves on 16 wheels?A skunk on skates.How do you make a skunk stop smelling?Cut off its nose.Martha: "I hear you've been cruel to your cat." Jeremy: "Nonsense. I simply twirl its tail around in the air occasionally."Lindsay: "Has is ever occurred to you that humans are the only animal that smoke cigarettes?" Todd: "Well, we're the only animals who know how to strike matches."Where is the best place to park dogs?In a barking lot.Why did the mouse give up tap dancing?It kept falling in the sink....Show more
Zora Mazzie: ques:Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?ans:Because they were all married and not singleq:A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and retur! ned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know? a:She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweetq:Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?a:Coalq:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? a: a riverq:Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.a:Counterfeit money....Show more
Dannie Briseno: ok....here are 2 riddles1....Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?---Because they were all married and not single2...What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?---NOONhpe you like them!...Show more
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